Dinner and Dessert (Yes I’m Talking About Sex)

Hi Ladies,

As you know, I have been seeing my lover Brad Paisley for some time now. No not the real Brad Paisley (See Brad’s Back to catch up) but my BF that loves Brad Paisley. So I know that I have been pretty vague in regards to our sex life and that’s because I feel like I have definitely said too much in past blogs about past relationships. But I do want to express that he does connect with me and not just on an intellectual level.

With him, sex is different. I think in the past most of my relationships were focused on just sex or like at least 80% sex and that’s just because that was all my past guys had to offer. For the first time I’m experiencing sex with a partner that also cares about me as a person and respects me. Someone I’m just more that boobies and a booty to (though I’m sure he appreciates them).

It’s pretty refreshing. I finally get it all, I get dinner and dessert. I get passionate love making and then Netflix after. I get sex on the couch and cookies right after we have dinner.  I get hot make out sessions in the car and he feeds me M & M’s when we go to the movies! He even makes me tea ya’ll. Yes Tea! Is him making me tea better than sex? Umm yes! Just Kidding……definitely not!

He also met my mother, I repeat… he met the momster. She was pleasantly surprised at his height even though I fully told her he was a tall guy. She made spaghetti and meat balls and we sat casually in my living room and had dinner. We watched “Two Guns” with Denzel and Marky Mark. My mom and Brad gushed about their mutual love for Denzel! Who doesn’t love Denzel Washington right? They got on quite well. I on the other hand was a nervous wreck. I became a cross between a robot and a waiter. Brad had to quickly call me out on my weirdness and then I chilled. lol

He did drop one sauced up  spaghetti noodle on my mom’s white couch though, so he wasn’t perfect but he was pretty darn close. To which my mom responded with an “That’s Okay”. If I was the one who did that, I’m pretty sure I would have ended having to buy her a new couch but whatever.

He was being the perfect guy in front of my mom and she ate that shit up. She currently adores him and who am I kidding….. so do I.

Being in a relationship is surprisingly easy when your cute ass BF meets your mom for the first time, I thought it was going to be harder.

Golden Rule: Bring your guy over to meet your mom, if she likes him then you know you are in the clear.

Tips for Guys: Don’t drop spaghetti on a white couch, just don’t.

 

 

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Flowers and Pizza

Hi Ladies! You might be wondering how things are going this summer. Brad and I are having fun! We hang out, we do things, he makes me laugh. He bought me Flowers! Yes I repeat Flowers! First guy to do that since the inception of this blog. He also orders Pizza for the both of us, from the like the best pizza place on earth. We all know how much I love Pizza! I mean if this doesn’t work out, me and that pizza are just gonna elope.

So I just do have to mention that we have had sex. How’s the sex you might ask? Its intense. I find him super attractive + he’s super sweet + the sex is good. I’m screwed. He can pick me up which we tested just this past weekend. He enjoys foreplay! And he’s a very generous lover. I mean, how did I get myself into this?

So Brad is currently being awesome but as we all know, I have to play this cool. Some parts of me are obviously scared shitless that he could just decide not to be with me at any moment. Which sucks! But then I just remember that I’m a pretty cool girl, I’ll be okay if it doesn’t work out. Like I know that we can’t control these things so lets seeeeee.

It also sucks that I’m so transparent and really can’t hide my feelings. Gosh being a girl is ridiculous! I mean he buys me flowers and pizza! Blame me for liking him? Not to mention he knows I’m a dork and doesn’t tease me about it lol.

He also works with all these girls at his job who text him for work advice and life advice. I mean its not that I’m a jealous person but you know…UGH. They are his work peeps though so you know whatever. I love my co-workers so I expect that he’s pretty fond of his too.

In conclusion things are pretty good. Did I mention he bought me flowers and pizza?

Golden Rule: Have a guy buy you flowers, it makes you feel all fuzzy inside.

Tips For Guys: Buy her flowers ya dope!