So, I’m not trying to throw shade at all with this one. My friends know I am so happy for them and their significant others. I mean I love when my friends are happy and getting laid on the regular. That’s quite important. Where my friends with boyfriends become a problem is when we all decide to go out for dinner, as a huge group with everyone. It’s like the whole Grease gang gets together, Sandy, Danny, Rizzo, Kenickie,Frenchie, Putzie that other weird girl and then that one nerd who can’t get a date. That’s meeeee. So obviously I can bring a random, but I don’t want my date and I to be on a lower level in terms of intimacy.
Like all my friends are all comfortably loved up with their BF’s you know.
I just have to remind myself that I am an adult, university educated woman who can handle being a 7th wheel. The part that sucks is like when the server comes over and their not really paying attention as to who is obviously coupled up and who isn’t. So they innocently ask…. Are the bills together or separate? And so of course all your friends’ boyfriends with their manly voices speak up and say “I’m paying for her”. So then the waiter looks down the line………… and then there was one. I’ve got to get that debit machine and pay for my own food while all my girlfriends get a free meal and some action at the end of the night. The most action I’ll be getting is maybe a little flirtation from the server. Please let it be a guy preferably 6’0, please let him be cute.
Whatever, I’ll get over it and I absolutely can’t skip this dinner. This is just another reason why Being Single is Hard!
So remember how I said I was going to be on a ton of hot dates. Well this is as hot as its getting this summer. Please see photographic evidence below of my pathetic dating app life.
Golden Rule: Try to get a boyfriend when all your friends do… timing is everything.
Tips For Guys: Behave yourselves so that I can make you my boyfriend and go out for huge group dates. I also want to be the coolest couple there so we’ve got work to do.